I’ve decided to take a break and not write a new review this weekend. I will do my best to make the next one, the first for 2013, worth the wait!
In the meantime, here’s a little something I made up several years ago when I was in a mood for some ornery entertainment.
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Since we are now well into the 21stCentury, I would hope I don’t need to say this, but to be on the safe side: The price list above is for entertainment purposes only. Do not send me any money with the expectation that I can or will actually perform any of these services.
In fact, do not send anyone any money with the expectation that they can actually perform any of these (or similar) services!
The web address listed (www.stalbertpatronsaintofpagans.com/rube) was created by me out of thin air and to the best of my knowledge does not in fact exist anywhere except in my imagination. I have never registered such web address, nor do I intend to register it.
I accept no liability if you attempt to access that web address (www.stalbertpatronsaintofpagans.com/rube) and find a web site squatting there whose operator then takes your money and gives you nothing in return.
If your belief in some religion causes you to be offended by this little exercise in humor, that, as they say, is your problem.
Never forget: Caveat emptor, E pluribus unum*, and Happy New Year!
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* “Out of many, one”, the original de facto motto of the United States of America before the superstitious hordes changed it to force their petty, insane, murderous invisible friend on everyone else.
jazz for a saturday night 